She doesn’t fetch balls — balls fetch her.
She has eight nipples. (Seven are spares.)
Sometimes she yawns so hard, she squeaks.
She is… The Most Interesting Dog in the World.
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I hope it’s not. I’m waiting to see the elf in action.